Poems: Dan’s 2010 Birthday Limerick’s
Jan. 30. 2010
Dan, here are the limericks everyone wrote for you. We’ll be expecting a nice limerick in return. Patrick
From Polly: Daniel h. Jonathan J. The third You really aren’t that big of a turd You are a wonderful bro, You just have to know, I love you and that’s the word.
From John: Happy Birthday to a man called dan. haven’t met you but I’ll do the best I can. Happy Birthday to you don’t feel blue Fourty eight ain’t so bad with a tan.
From Grace: There once was a fellow named Dan A fun loving and silly old man. He loved cracking jokes That would embarrass some folks They’d exclaim to each other—- OH DAN!!!
From Jim: Mohappy sat down at a meal, My birthday should be a big deal Cindy did rise without much surprise Each day with you is special, …. I feel
From Mom: Dan’s not the man from Nantucket. Tho’ he’s been known to create quite a ruck et Ohio’s his birthright Alaska his second site Between them he’ll just have to truck it.
From Dodie: Danny and Cindy got married Cindy’s life since then has been hairied They had Dave and Peter Dan gets moose to feed her He’ll love her until they are buried
From Chip: There was a young man from Ohio.. He didn’t have much of a Bio He met a nice lass Who had a fine…..disposition. And now is in a much better position!
From Keith, Jeannie and Brian: Dan entered the world quite nude he made a mess and constantly ‘poo’ed He created inventions That everyone mentions He was loved in spite of the ‘goo’
From Patrick: Born to this world was Dan’l A brother I’m proud to impanel… …as a very good friend, a true god send so let’s light the old man a candle.
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